BARF!

Good day non-existent readers!

It’s been some time since my last entry. I suppose I was busy doing other things, but what exactly, I can’t say. I can’t say because I can’t really focus on anything right now. My mind and body are preoccupied with trying to create a freakin’ miracle (surprise, I’m pregnant), and apparently making miracles makes me want to barf.

I guess it makes sense. I’m creating life! I’m like Dr. Frankenstein, but my monster resides in my uterus. Like a parasite. Sucking the life from my body, and leaving me feeling woozy and sick. Damn, this baby better be cute…

But seriously, this whole nausea business sucks. Not only does it suck to suffer from stomach flu symptoms for WEEKS, but on top of that, you have to keep going to work and act like you feel peachy keen. Because you don’t want people to know that you’re pregnant! Because after all those weeks of nausea, and barfing, and exhaustion, and food aversions, you never know if your baby is going to be okay. And that really sucks.

In conclusion, I want to barf, I feel exhausted, I’m an emotional wreck, and except for my husband, I can’t tell a soul. Of course, since I can’t tell anyone, I turn to the place that never hears a word I say – my blog! Haha! I knew this horrible internet endeavour would pay off somehow.

And now that I’ve got all that off my chest, I’m going to go grab some lunch so I can look at it, and wonder whether or not eating it will make me barf.

Bon appetite!

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